Ringing in romance: The sexiest holiday pickup lines to use

By: Shawn
Though the holidays can be spent softly enjoying with family and friends or holding a massive Christmas party, singles are also more horny than ever. Whether it's because of the chilly weather and people's need for cuddles, or because their distant relatives won't stop wondering when they'll meet a "special someone," December may be one of the thirstiest months of the year. Fortunately, dating apps are in high demand, especially since it's cuffing season.

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However, contacting first on a dating app or sneaking into your crush's Instagram DMs isn't always that straightforward. If you want a reaction, you need to do more than just say "hi" or use the heart-eyes emoji. You need to make the message playful and welcoming, but you also want it to reflect your individuality. What better way to do that than to email a hot Christmas pickup line?

Everyone enjoys a nice pickup line, especially one involving mistletoe, Santa, or, ahem, "presents." Yes, they're ridiculous and entertaining, but they also allow you to demonstrate some attention. If you need ideas for what to send a Tinder match or a former ex you met at your local hometown pub, you can find it all right here.

The Sexiest Holiday Pickup Lines

1. I'm interested in making tomorrow a not-so-silent-night. You in?

2. Let me know where you'll be in the next five minutes, and I'll place the mistletoe.

3. Aren't angels like you supposed to be on top of the tree?

4. Reese's Trees aren't the only thing I would love to satisfy me this holiday season.

5. Light me up like you do for that menorah, baby.

6. Are you an elf on the shelf? Because I want to put you in all different positions this month.

7. Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

8. I don't want presents to be the only thing getting laid under the fireplace.

9. Are you Santa? Because I wouldn't mind you handling my package.

10. How is it possible you made it on the naughty and nice list this year?

11. I want to unwrap you like a present.

12. I think we could have a whole latke at my place tomorrow.

13. Don't make me fall in love again if you won't be here this year.

14. Does Santa have a picture of you already? I want him to know what I want for Christmas this year.

15. Can you be my Santa baby this year? I promise I've been extra sweet.

16. You make my heart melt so much, you'd think I was a snowman.

17. Are you staying the night? I'll have milk and cookies tomorrow morning.

18. Lose the sleigh, ride me instead.

19. How is it possible you're hotter than this hot chocolate in my hand?

20. *Adds you to the top of my wish list*

21. Instead of 12 days of Christmas, how about we try 12 days of orgasms?

22. Hanukkah comes once a year. How often do you want to?

23. Your ugly Christmas sweater may be too ugly. Should we just take it off instead?

24. You're like a menorah's candles. Somehow, you get hotter every time I see you.

25. You don't look like the green monster from Whoville, yet you're somehow stealing my heart this year.

26. My jingle bells are happy to see you.

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